Wednesday, March 31, 2010

For The Single Ladies - as you see Vogue is back

Two (possibly gay) men were captured brawling in a Chicago public aid office, and security guards were helpless to stop them.

Shocked onlookers began clearing the way as the two wielded chairs as weapons and used the floor space like a boxing ring as they engaged in a nearly minute-long battle.

But horrified gasps turned into bursts of laughter when the apparent winner of the fight began 'voguing' to celebrate his victory. He even danced his way out of the building and blew kisses to the onlookers.

No arrests were made.

Okayyyy,,, Now Everybody VOGUE !

Sunday, March 28, 2010

MM: Born 2 B - British HipHop with a Reggae Edge - FREE MIXTAPE

Yepper This week we are featuring Born 2 B - British HipHop with a Reggae Edge.

I discovered them last year in an email campaign from the man himself, Colin Crook. yes Thee Colin Crook sent me a message telling me all about them. Wowww.. yes I know. but you must remember even Mama ASID gets star struck every once in a while. for those of you who aren't aware of who Colin is, check this out.

He also sent me some of their new music, which I promptly remixed into my own danceable dubplate tribute.  You know Mamas' always in the kitchen cookin up them hot beats and remixes.  

This is the piece I produced for Born 2 B. it's a remix of their newest two tracks into one ten minute bodyrocker. this is Music / Mixtape Monday and This is Our Submission

Click to Listen to Our Version - Brixton Rocks

I suggest you download the tune and enjoy it, because it is not available for sale anywhere - nope. 

This is a custom produced One of a Kind Tribute Dubplate Done For Colin Crook - From the studios of Mama ASID and the Sunshine Shop. You see producers have their own fans too; and Colin is one of my biggest UK rebel favorites. I have enjoyed the music and deep mixes he's dropped on the market since the early 90's.  I never thought I'd get the chance to work on one his projects - let alone a bonified hit. ZAGggaA Zzzzooooowwww  as Beenieman says.  His touch is the guarantee of a hit, always. Colin is a genius, Literally.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Co'monnn Babyyy turn out the lightsssss,, 8:30pm everywhere

This is our Lantern - we want to share it with you tonite at 8:30 pm Your Time, regardless of where you are. Lets Get Dark Babies.....

Friday, March 26, 2010

FF: Crucial and Dynamic Bhu-tay Shakin - You know you love it

Just so you know This is CRUCIAL AND DYNAMIC..

It's Fitness Friday and I'm Late posting. Sorry Y'all I was caught up in work and so caught up in my new phone..I took a mid-day nap. (whateverrr...)Now in case you are confused as to why we are showing you this Hot Ass Crucial and Dynamic Video, it's cause it spring and we want all of our friends to get up and Shake Your Bhu-Tay. this video is from the blog of a new friend Shay. she's an entrecarder who shares a lil bit of something new with us everyday.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wackass Wednesday: Why Suge, Why ?

Yukmouth, on the left and Suge Knight in better times

When Will This Man Grow Up ?
Sources told TMZ that the crime happened at 10 p.m. at a Ralph’s supermarket in the San Fernando Valley. Knight and around 10 of members of his entourage allegedly beat up the 35-year-old rapper, whose real name is Jerold Dwight Ellis III, and took $92,000 worth of jewelry from him.
He's Got enough mug shots to make his own deck of cards. damn Suge, why do you always have to keep the Ass persona so high ?  there should be a time when people grow up and start acting like adults; or better yet responsible people.  Suge knows that eachtime he's involved in an altercation, it's going to put his name back in print. so that appears to be why he's doing this.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Tivoli Stories Part 3 - Listen To The Heartbeat of Kingston

Welcome to Tivoli and Tower Street

Tivoli Stories Part Three - Listen To The Heartbeat Of Jamaica

  • Dem Haffi Get a Beatin - Peter Tosh
  • Tired a Di Bangarang - Lester Sterling and Stranger Cole
  • The Road is Rough Dub Version - Joe Gibbs and the Professionals
  • Johnny Too Bad - Conrad Crystal
  • Two Sevens Clash - Culture
  • Gunman - Michael Prophet
  • Can't Tek the Gun Gun - Junior Reid
  • Natural Reggae Beat - Black Uhuru
  • Sodome and Gomorra - Misty in Roots
  • Ghetto of the City - Misty in Roots
  • Youths of Eglington - Black Uhuru
  • Dem No Worry Me - Super Cat
Click to Listen to Tivoli Stories Part Three [Play] [Play]
Duration : 56:46 mp3 - 256k / 44.1 mhz Joint Format

Produced by : RE Ausetkmt @ The Sunshine Shop - Tampa Fl. & BadGalsStudios - Motown MI 02/01/2010| mastered 02/09/10 at Top Secret Studios UK - Manchester UK

Copyright : RE Ausetkmt for and all rights reserved to original copyright owners for the artwork and music utilized in the podcast.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Saturday Steam - it's the Bomb Diggy

Take a look at this lil flame,

Diggy - Made you look Freestyle (Flow Stoopid) from Diggy Simmons on Vimeo.

Uh Ruhh Say Whattttt...
This is the youngest son in the Run DMC Fam. WOW I'd say he's the Bomb Diggy. this means he's either signed to someone's label or looking to get signed. eitherway, I'd say it's in the bag.  that was the Nas - Made You Look beat. cause he knew it would make everybody pay attention. this is a smart new star.

Go Diggy,

Friday, March 19, 2010

NSFW Friday: All Points Bulletin - Gaga Goes Soft Porn

Did you think that Gaga could push the envelope any further ?

It's Not Safe For Work Friday and This video is Not Safe for Kids or Work so use good judgement when watching please. You Should Be 18 or older to watch this video. rated r (n,s,v,k)

Tonight when speaking with a film producer colleague, he remarked that this latest Lady Gaga video - Telephone, is basically Soft Porn. Gosh ? Then I remembered that I'd yet to watch it for myself. So I went out and found it in the Internets. Ohhhhh My My..  That's honestly the first thing that I said when it came up on the screen. It opens with Gaga in jail.  We are mesmerized as the guards walk her to her cell, and then strip her - tossing her onto the bed and exiting the cell. one of the guards says - "See I told You She didn't have no dick" the other responds, "Too Bad".  Next You see Gaga Nude - climbing onto the bars of the cell,. it's filtered gauzy in a crotch obscured shot that leaves you wondering because you can't see either way. Let the mind games begin.

WOOOOOO Clutch The Pearls Babies

This video is a whole lotta things all wrapped up in one.  There's a planned mass murder; girl on girl prison yard sex; wild high fashion; high tech phones on hats; a police chase in a hot ass tricked out truck called "The Pussy Wagon"; and of course multiple lucrative fast product placements at various spots in the six minute thematic video. Wow, all of the classic elements of a good soft porn flick working together; he remarked. 

Theres' no doubt this will open doors for Gaga in film. Someone is going to watch that scene of her menage a tois on the prison yard, and have a light bulb moment. I just hope that she's really ready for the big time. Her fashion sense is getting wilder all the time. Notice that in the prison yard sequence the glasses are smoking. Yes the cigarettes on the glasses are apparently lit. Wow now that's a unique effect I don't think I've ever seen before.   The music itself doesn't start until the 2:55 mark when Gaga gets a call from Beyaki. She answers and starts singing into the phone on the wall. that's where the music and dancing begins.
Film uses all types of elements to pull a story together, and this one employs them all; with razor sharp precision. It's really more of a short film at nearly 9 plus minutes. Much in the vein of the Michael Jackson  theatrical videos like Ghost. It actually spends so much time on the film aspects,  that you forget about the dancing and singing for a moment.  That is a huge step forward for Gaga, since her vids have been previously Panned as mostly fluff; centered around her crazy fashions.

The strange on film relationship between Gaga and Beyaki has gained a whole new fan base, no doubt.  This is how artists cross over from market to market; and in the process make a  substantial amount of money doing it.  The amount of advertising in this video is record.  That alone will make it a record cash earner.  I think this is a hit for both Gaga and her advertisers. Innovation is a difficult road to travel for new concepts. Good Work Lady Gaga.

It Looks Like the Pussy Wagon will be rolling for a while,

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Thursday, March 18, 2010

TT: This Nice Love - Mr Bertus On Tour

A New Look at Mr Bertus on his world tour

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

WOW - Kingfish Seh Buju REALLY Di Driva

this is the bait used to catch a kingfish - pretty huh ?
WOW - Kingfish and Buju..

The US Attorneys have their hands on explosive evidence carefully collected and paid for over quite a period of time. This is just the type of evidence that sinks a defendant, with the charge of Conspiracy. The smart attorney tries to fight the charges but it's basically impossible to escape the charge of Conspiracy. You can think about it; and if they can prove you thought about it - you can be convicted. Even if you didn't do anything. Conspiracy is a catch all charge, used mainly to catch larger figures who've escaped previously.

Listen to the Yard Man A Tell Unnu The Real Drama - Dem Pre it,

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Got $5.00 - South Carolina Will Let You Overthrow The Government Thank You Very Much, What ?

Have Mercy Sweet Minty Jesus.

for the paultry sum of just $5.00 yes I said Five United States Dollars; you too can register to over throw and assume control of the country.  yes that's what I just said.  I found this while enjoying my feedly and it was just too delicious to let it go. this is better than that ole' crusty Roberts Retires bisquit y'all got friday.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Thirsty ? Well today we've got Cheesesteak and Milkshake; Whoooo Ha !

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.Image by Kate Tomlinson via Flickr

I love really good funny commercials; especially remakes.
this is a great remake of a Kelis song - Milkshake.

You decide if at the 2:17 - 2:24 mark it looks like they're getting alot more cheesesteak than the previous girls.  after seeing this I have to admit that I was glad I had eaten first.  wow... I might have to get myself a cheesesteak later tonite tho.. (wink)

Rest Assured It Will BE From MY Kitchen Ladies.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Exotic Beef IN PANTIES, again..

Sistas, now just tell me this okayyy - Is This Beef In Panties AGAIN ?
Peep this exchange of notes between My Bodybuilder Sistafriend - and I:

She Sent Me This Note Back with the Pics of the Hot Sweaty Greasy Mennnnssss...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

WW: Why is there ALWAYS some Bullshit going on Somewhere ?

An example of a breaking news intro graphicImage via Wikipedia

Have you ever been watching a really good program on tevee and all of a sudden the news crew breaks in - and you think to yourself, WTF Nowwww ??

in several cities I've lived in, they have a habit of breaking into the current tevee show with high speed chases shown from helicopters; court decisions; fires at large commercial buildings; major traffic backups. why ? what can we do about it ? so why are they breaking into my miniscule tevee watching time to tell me this totally non relatable bullshit ?

Why is there always some Bullshit going on Somewhere ?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

GURU Needs OUR Clarity - Check Out the Videos and Solar 7's Interview Today

This is another video update from the Nephew of Guru. this one breaks alot of this mystery down. it really hits at some very valid points on what you need to do to handle your business before the ish hits the fan. he tells you what he saw and how the whole experience makes him feel as Gurus' Nephew.

it makes no sense for Solar 7-Grand to be tweeting as though he is Guru, while Guru is still basically unable to do anything for himself - especially use a phone to send a tweet.

These Are Tweets From - GuruGangStarr

Monday, March 8, 2010

Women Are The World Today, Welcome Sisters !

Women are the breasts of society; the wombs of the world; and the vessel of creation

Today is International Womens Day - please join our teach in by clicking here and checking out this very informative post all about International Womens Day and Womens' Roles Today.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Still The Church of Rastafari seeks approval from Jamaica - WHY ?

Many Many Many Years Ago after the visitation of HIM Haile Selassie I - JAH RASTAFARI to Jamaica; the Church of Haile Selassie applied to become legal. yet here we are some twenty odd years later, and still no license or recognition of the largest faith group in Jamaica.

Is This Not Religious Oppression ?

Friday, March 5, 2010

What - The TWO AM Worm ? You Need to See This

Being the good blogging buddy I am, I knew you all needed to know first.

When I first heard about this I was totally confused. why was it not in any of the days' updated virus databases or tech talk updates ? where did this thing originate ? what does it do ? and of course, what was the damage caused by the worm ? all the same questions we ask whenever we hear about these major Internet Attacks.

Watch This,

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Tanya Mullings Up for a JUNO - WOW !


Our Sistern/Friend Tanya Mullings is up for a Juno Award. - the Global Reggae Community, and the Reggae Community in Canada is Ecstatic. Tanya is the daughter of the late Ken Mullings, a well known reggae producer, manager and promoter.  Tanya has been singing since she was a little girl, and we knew that eventually she'd get all of her awards. she's received 21 awards up to this point; and there's no doubt she's due for many many more. Including that long sought after Grammy, her father promised she could earn.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Oh Wait, the clowns are doing the news and they're telling the truth

today's news is dedicated to one man - Senator Jim Bunning - of  Kentucky; by way of  Michigan (bitchslap).
sometimes you just want to see the real news right. This clown prevented a shitload of people from having money to feed themselves, pay their mortgage, or just live. he needs to understand that this is not appropriate.