Saturday, February 13, 2010

Poodle Hat.. yes you too can be a rapper today right here right now

Yes that is a Poodle on his head. you and I have seen Al on some tangents before; but this time, I think he's hit on something. his remake of the eminem song was great. you can hear it about half way through this video, as he says that he couldn't make a video for it since Eminem wouldn't allow it.  I have never in my life seen such a long ass cut and paste. does any of our visitors do these types of things ? how is this done ?

Eminem is a rap award winner, and his talent takes us to a whole different place. when he first hit the scene he was so far off the chain that it was almost impossible to enjoy him without being somehow offended in the process. when Proof was killed it seemed to change him somehow. his time in rehab has rejuvinated his career. he appears headed for the top of the rap charts again. lets just hope that this time he doesn't let his fame take him to that dark place again.  this is a crazy interview that was done by Weird Al, and yes that is him above dressed as Eminem.  you just have to give the guy some love because he is crazy and weird too. who else could pull off Amish Paradise. OOOOOOOOMGGG I am still rollin over that one and Propane. Gesus Christ, if he doesn't push the envelope each and everytime.  and you thought this was about eminem..  No Wayyyyy it's all about the genius of Weird Al and his ability to take you there, everytime.

now wasn't that interesting. ooohhh I knowwww, pure crap. but you have to admit the song is catchy. Are You Ready ? oooookkkay lets all sing along - are ya ready ???  Here's Couch Potato - so what Em, now whattttt..  oh and this IS Safe For Work so Turn Up Them Speakers and Lets Move Around for Four Minutes.  who said Blogging wasn't good for the heart, hips and head.

Heyyyy Okayy,

This weeks special dedication goes out to One Person and One Person Only - Staci of Just Bloggled;

she and I are watching All My Chilluns and it's making us both scream everyday.  it's about all the teevee I can stand besides AC360.  Girlllll do you know that I think that damn Greens (the girl in the black dress up above) is done lost her last mind. is David druggin her ass like he did Crystal ? or what is the deal on that Staci ? the girl look crazy standin up there all glassyfied and porcelanized. somethang is veeeerrryyyy wrong oh yess mamm. she don't look right attall. what's goin on Staci ? and amanda look so nice wit her man at the weddin. see I tol ya Jack was gona bust it up bad. erica look like a wet cat cause ryan ass bout to piss on the floor and look like a real piece of what he is - trash. Girl I ain't neva seen David look so smug. he makes me want to throw a damn jelly biscuit at the tevee. I can't stand him.. did he give erica 10 large ? and where was Angie ?

Talk Girl, Talk , Spiilllllliiiittt Girly,

Sing Staci Singgg,

I'm hoping that some of our karaoke lovers out there will sing along  with Staci and I; and for those who are curious as to what he's saying, since you can of course be sure he's totally twisted the original lyrics; these are the lyrics that Al is singing.  the Eminem version might not be quite as safe as this one so get that mr microphone out and sing along.  

Hit It,

"Couch Potato"

If you had
One shot
To sit on your lazy butt
And watch all the TV you ever wanted
Until your brain turned to mush
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, palms are sweaty
There's Flintstones on the TV already
Wilma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channel surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I flip
Garbage is all I'm getting

There's Simon Cowell
Who folks wanna disembowel
He opens his mouth
Always says something foul
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the towel

Shows based on reality
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's family
Sho' loves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they live happily

Plus "Da Ali G Show"
And "Celebrity Mole"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicole
Well, she's scaring me

"Look ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A and E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour
After that, felt like I needed a long shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians"

Like to tie up those programming planners
Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners"
Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor"
Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a
Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was planning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot

I love shows with or without a plot
I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot
Because I only have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you want to, man 

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FishHawk said...

Wow, this is a GREAT piece! How did I miss it before? Thank you so very much for calling my attention to it. Your observation about Eminem's earlier songs is right in line with how I feel about him. For he is such a great artist with so much to say, and if he could keep it toned down to just a mighty roar, he would be heard a lot more. (Hey, that could be a line in a rap--couldn't it?) His "Stan" tears me up every time I hear it. As in regards to Weird Al, words seem so inadequate.

P.S.: Your Entrecard widget was nowhere to be found. Have you left?

askcherlock said...

Grrreat videos on Weird Al, RE! His "interview" with Eminem was hysterical and I loved the Couch Potato song. You always find the best satire to share.

Staci said...

Alright, I'm going to admit that I actually have some Weird Al on my ipod and I follow him on Twitter. I think he's funny as hell in his spoofs, and if that makes me a freak and have bad taste in music, so be it.

Greenlee--all I can say is she must have hit her head on the way off that cliff, maybe on a Botox or Vicodin bar. It would explain the expressions or lack there of during her walk down the aisle.

I'm loving the revenge plot though. I like vengeful Greenlee a lot more than swooning Greenlee, which I'm scared she's going to turn into come Monday when Ryan explains away his affairs with Kendall and Erica and asks her to marry him per the previews.

And what's with his about face? Yes, I know tptb did it so Greenlee can return, but two seconds earlier Ryan was all lovey dovey with his kid's granny. Now I guarantee you he'll tell Greenlee Erica meant nothing to him, Greenlee's the one, the only one, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, God. David's vows. I had to turn the TV down for that. I was actually gagging. Thankfully, they spared us Greenlee's vows for the time being. Poor Leo. Wherever he is, he must be thinking, "Why did I love those two people again?" When he comes back from the dead, he might want to ask for a DNA test, just to prove he and David come from the same gene pool.

I can't wait to see Greenlee lay into Erica and Ryan tomorrow. She better not go all sweet Greenlee on us. That was Sabine's job. Rebecca has never pulled off the sweet bit. That usually got left up to Eden/Cousin Bianca.

Don't you just love how soap people dress for weddings? It's like a red carpet event. Krystal, however, must not have gotten the memo. Did you see that dress? It was like biker dive bar meets 1980's prom. I was just waiting for her to belt out some Pat Benetar as Greenlee walked down the aisle.

And all the idiots trying to figure out who's behind the virus/who's David's accomplice. Who is she? Who is she? Bet they won't be so quick to hang her now that they know it's the woman who actually owns Fusion, or at least who did before she died. Ooh, just let Erica or Ryan say it's Erica's company one more time. Greenlee's going to sock her one. It will be like that Dynasty fight years ago between Alexis and Krystal, only better because Rebecca has a lot bigger arm muscles than those actresses and has all her real-life divorce frustration from Bachelor Bob to work out.

I wish Kendall had made a cameo for the event. It would make tomorrow's episode that much better. Just the same, you know where I'll be at 1 p.m. tomorrow. I just dare a telemarketer or my family to call.

RE Ausetkmt said...

Fishhawk yeah, he is really interesting if he can keep is words flowing without the trasha obscura. (wink*wink) heard he is back with Kim again and she's pregnant.
ooohh ohhhhhhh,,

RE Ausetkmt said...

Hey Cher - see Al is sorta highbrow comic relief. he usually puts alot of thought into his routines.

I especially loved the way he is holding he boombox playing the music and saying "You wouldn't let me make a video or we'd be watching it now; cause you know I'm better than you".

then em shoots him the sideeye.

ooh man. that was just toooo Detroit.

RE Ausetkmt said...

girlllllllllll did you see jackson and erica sittin in confusion talking about greenlee ? oohhhhhh baby baby ! erica is about to give jack a table dance. oh but the best part is when everybody finds out Greens is back and she takes control of everything again.

remember she and kendall own Confusion, Fusion and I know Erica's ass is OUT like three strikes. if that look she gave greens when she walked out of the chapel didn't cut butter - we need to call Fabio. honey my heart was beating so fast I wanted greens to slap 10 years off her ass.

and yeah what was up with ms crystal. why she dresses like that I just don't get it. ooooooo wait, she's the Older Mom Divorced Woman; and Liza is the Hot Ass Cougar Now.

girlll they got too much twistin goin on. they need to hurry up and bring kendall back in here or we gonna miss some sparks.

that damn aiden is somewhere lurkin I'm sure. but did you know that Brookie is making plans to stay in PV for a while ? apparently erica needs competition since crystal isn't on her level of divaness. ms brookie is gonna work her extentions off. did you see all that extra hair everybody had clipped in their heads. even davids head looked a lil full.

ryan just looks like a total douchebag. and that damn crazy annie needs to go somewhere and sit her hot to start shit ass down. now she's thinking she's all that. pluuuuuueeeeeeezzzze. pffft, that is just the first person who needed to meet Phoebe Tyler Wallingford. Oh it's times like this that I miss Phoebe and Myrtle.

and even joe and ruth left town. damn ain't no old heads left.

wonder what's gonna happen tuesday when greens goes to ryans apt and he starts the emma train on her.

oh cause you know he's gonna do it.
but when is she gonna talk to her girl amanda ? they were cool right?