Monday, September 20, 2010

Ladies Pass This Along - Women In Charge Classes Announced


WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)


Is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET and FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES and SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum


DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

Send this on to all your girlfriends who may need a laugh and to guys who you think can handle the truth!

I received this today from one of my most favorite bloggers - FishHawk.
he actually wanted me to pass it along, so Ladies feel free to post this to your blog and also send it along to others who may have a need for it.

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1 comment:

FishHawk said...

Being the manly man that I truly am, I am pleased to announce that the teacher of the class has told my wife that it would be a waste of time to sign me up for the class again. For after failing it miserably five times, she doesn't think I capable of being domesticated.