Saturday, January 9, 2010

420 TV - Hey Look who's cookin with Martha - it's Snoop and Sluts On a Roll

Who Couldn't Love This ?

Saturday funnies with Snoop Doggy Dogg and his gal pal Martha.

they're baking Green Brownies yes green brownies. and no they don't let you see them add that "special spice", but they sure seem to have it in there since Ms. Martha Is Rappin. she tells him they won't be baking the brownies at 420.Yeah Riiiiiittte Martha; we ain't forgot you stuffin them special spices in yo bra up in the Big House Ms Lady,,


and just for those of you who need something with a tad bit more spice,

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

we were assured by the makers of this video that no sluts were left to pollute the pristine california countryside. yeah right, as though we can't see that these are locally grown strawberries.
to quote the california highway patrol - "Stay Safe Out There and don't f--k any of those sluts".

Yeah Right,


wngl said...

Whoa. I don't know what I find funnier, the slut spill or imagining what kind of off-camera banter went on between Martha Stewart and The Doggfather.

RE Ausetkmt said...

wngl - welcome. I keep wondering why they didn't just bring flava flav if they wanted to mop up the sluts. he's been syndicated doing it, successfully. hey even his sluts get shows.

can you imagine martha and snoop out on the town ? they apparently are good buddies and bosslady approves of their friendship. I know martha is getting in that special spice cause her ass was rappin. no denyin it, That Damn Martha is doin the Julia Green.

Cinnamon-Girl Reeni♥ said...

I saw this episode! It was hilarious! And by the way - you sound like an amazing cook! You have a few tricks up your sleeve - have you ever thought of food blogging?

askcherlock said...

The brownie-baking video with Snoop Dogg and Martha was hysterical! There was no doubt that he was not concerned about the environment and Martha played straight man. Loved it!

RE Ausetkmt said...

hey reeni- I missed the episode but I'm still searching marthassite hoping they'll post the whole episode. wowww I missed it.. dang.

me cooking ? yeah I cooked my way out of alot of financial problems. worked as a sous chef for asshole keith famie who was on the first survivor. he was the worst chef I everworked with. I've done lots of classical french, novelle trained by a 4 star michellin chef - paddy canales. also I've done catering and baking. I do love to eat, so you know I love to cook. nahhh no food writing for me; your blog is so much fun to read I don't need to write, i can pop over to see you anytime I need inspiration.

RE Ausetkmt said...

Welcome Back Ms.Cher, we missed you. so did you get to see the whole episode ? reenie said it was a blast. I still think myfavorite part is where martha starts to rap. that martha, you gotta love her

Staci said...

Love the slut video. They should have called Bret Michaels. He could have saved the day.

Sad thing is that's what most of the VH1 reality shows look like, and yet I keep on watching them. I say I do it for the same reason I used to watch Jerry Springer. Anytime I think my life sucks, I just need to watch an episode and realize life ain't so bad. At least I'm not on JS or trying to date Flavor Flav/Bret Michaels/fill in the blank with another has been.

RE Ausetkmt said...

Staci, do you remembr what kind of stuff that maury used to have on his show before he switched to being babydaddy central? right - no body does cause they were all the same; people screaming and airing out their business for our amusement. damn shame. do you know they get nominted for emmys for that media mess ? girl somebody oughta let steve slap maury with jerry springer. damn daytime drama tv.

them sluts, girlllllllll stank stank stank damn it. looks like beauford hwy on a saturday.

Tina T said...

Snoop and Martha, I know they own houses near each other, but I never thought I'd see them baking together. I don't know what was funnier, Snoop wanting to add the "special" ingredient or Martha playing innocent.