Monday, July 18, 2011

Have Mercy Jesus - Why are you at Walmart ?

Yes It's Jesus and He's At Walmart. We're wondering if this is somekind of corporate mindtrick ?

We Know You Love that Whole People of Walmart piece - so we found this on one of our Tumblr dashboards and thought you just might find it curious. ya damn skippy we said curious because anything found at Walmart should be thoroughly investigated and confirmed before accepting as a natural occurance.

Dig This - 

 From wishididntknowthat:
Jesus’ Second Coming…At Walmart? - Receipt Image Eerily Reminiscent Of The Messiah
(Daily Mail)- A South Carolina couple claims they received a divine message last week after a shopping trip to Walmart - when a shadowy image of Jesus appeared on their receipt.

Jacob Simmons and his fiancée, Gentry Lee Sutherland, of Anderson County, said they bought pictures from the discount retailer on July 12. After attending a church service three days later, Mr Simmons noticed the receipt had darkened to reveal two eyes, a nose and a bearded face he says is an image of the Messiah.

Mr Simmons told ‘I was leaving the kitchen and I just looked on the floor, and it was like it was looking at me.’ ‘Then the more you look at it, the more it looked like Jesus, and it was just shocking, breathtaking,’ Mr Simmons said.

The couple denies tampering with the paper to make the face appear.

Mr Simmons said he called Walmart to inquire what might have caused the paper to darken. But so far no one has come up with an explanation for the mysterious image.
‘They said the only way you could really get it black was to put heat on it,’ he said.
Ms Sutherland noted the couple had just come from a sermon about recognising God’s image when her fiancĂ© saw the receipt had darkened - as she doesn’t see it as coincidence.

‘We had a message on knowing God, abiding in him,’ she said. ‘(The preacher asked) “If you know God, would you recognize him if you saw him?”’Ms Sutherland said the couple is treating the image as a message from God.‘We just feel like it’s a blessing that God showed it to us and opened our eyes,’ she continued. ‘And we just feel like we should share the blessing God gave to us to everybody else.’

Okay now What Say You Guys - Is This A Sign from Heaven That Walmart is The Place ?
You have to admit that the guy at the top with the sign looks like Jesus of the KJV; and it looks like his pic on the receipt - so could this really be Jesus of Walmart ?

oh and we have to add of course - WU Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck wit..

1 comment:

FishHawk said...

The face on that South Carolina receipt looks more like Charles Manson to me.