Saturday, June 12, 2010

Why does this resemble a barbie corvette porn remake



When you're not interested in something you literally have to be drug to see it, in most cases. this is the case for me and this Nikki Minaj video with Sean Garrett. when I heard the line "We got tom toms over here bigger than a Monster".

What ?



The first reason we wanted to see this video, was to see this Pink Lambo that she has to pay to fix - 15 g's.

Yepper, she rented it to do a video, climbed in and Amber Rose and She rode off into the dessert. she apparently wasn't told that you don't drive a rented Lambo on rocks unless you pay for the repairs; and you return it ontime or pay overdue charges.  Anyway, you can see Amber pushin the Lambo at the 1:40 mark and Nikki siting there with her legs stickin out the window. like any of this is ever gonna happen in real life. (side-eye) for some reason this resembles a barbie corvette porn remake.





Then we have the shape shifting drama. Butt Pads and Blow Up Boobs ?
Co'mon Nikki - Amber at least got shots; and since you got a boobjob why not get a buttjob too so folks can stop talking about Yo Ass, Literally.



We've started wondering if anything about her is real ?


Then we read about her having this feud with Lil Kim. What ?  Now Why Would she Be Beefin with Queen Bee ?  Apparently it has to do with who's swag is the stankiest. knowing that this is a big dividing point in east coast rap dramas; we can see that the stars are lined up behind their favs. newbies with Nikki and Old heads with Kim. Diddy is the lone fence rider; like always - wishing for a menage a trois with these lil rap romper stompers. no doubt he's wishing to get a lil AmberRose sprinkled on-top. (wink*wink) that's Diddy for ya, always the top of the heap.


Next we hear that Nikki's got a Sex Tape out which is selling for $100g's ? co'mon, what is this ? please people stop falling for the dirty and start demanding that these so called artists produce product worthy of this much drama, Damn.

Pink Hair, Sex Tapes; and Butt Pads ? is this what Rap has been reduced to ?

I remember when East Coast was about This -

Yo-Yo, MC Lyte, Naughty By Nature, A Tribe Called Quest, Fu-Schnickens,
CL Smooth, Guru, Das Efx, Wu-tang clan, KRS-One - ALL In One VID, YES

Notice Guru at 3:10 mark and Das EFX at 3:30 Mark; HOT then ODB and WU at 3:50 WOW



Yes It's Classic and It's certainly not lightweight, Notice the Love and the Closeness of the artists. nobody getting hyped about anybody else being close to them or being on the stage. This is what it's about, really - Not Butt Pads and Tom Toms Big as Monsters.

Please Don't Forget About REAL Music, EVER




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4 comments:

Cruise Addict said...

You do crack me up. I literally laughed out loud and my wife was wondering what was so funny and saw the amazon woman and thought I was crazy. "Barbie corvette porn remake" classic line dear classic

Mrs Sweetwater said...

Well That's mighty kind of you Mr MOB. we aim to tease. (wink*wink)

I notice you never spoke about the people in the video. was it just too amazing to you too ?

Cakeblast said...

Word - lol ..I think you are missing the deeper hidden meaning behind the "Tom Toms Bigger Than a Monster."

Great funny and true post.. Happy Music Monday! http://cakeblast.com/entertainment/new-music-monday/nmm-gemma-ray-id-rather-go-blind/

Mrs Sweetwater said...

Welcome Cakeblast. you think ? there's hardly anything else to think except very lightweight wanna be porn. the stupidity that passes for a music video today. the song is hiting but they coulda forgot this video. wonder how much Amber Rose got toe-off for this cameo ? she seems to be everywhere.

glad you stopped by for the fun. see your post shortly. cheers !