Friday, May 14, 2010

Foolish Friday Duo with ABS and ASS

Lets Talk About Fools on Friday - 
Yes we are starting out with ABS since we know you Like Your Meat before your snacks, enjoy. trust us this lil hamhock shows up greasy later on so keep reading, but I suggest you get your glass of Koolaid now. you're gonna want it after reading this salty snack.

First Off the Wall - We have the original Humpty Dumpty Man - Matt Lauer - the NBC Today Show Host has split from his wifey of twelve years after being caught up..In Vancouver's Valentines day Atmosphere. 

Mrs. Dumpty says enough is enough and that's a wrap.  Looks like humpty has fallen again;  but this time he may not be getting up. the Lauers were previously separated in 2006 after a similar incident and reconciled. word is that may not be happening this time as Humpty has Busted off of the wall and is scrambling.


Matt Lauer, Wife Split - Lauer Accused Of Cheating

POSTED: Thursday, May 13, 2010
After twelve years of marriage, Matt Lauer and his wife, Annette Rogue, 39, have reportedly split.Lauer, 52, has moved out of the family home. According to numerous reports, Rogue accused him of cheating during the Today Show's on-site coverage of the Winter Olympics in Vancouver in February.RadarOnline reports Lauer didn't come home to spend Valentines Day with his wife and decided to stay in Vancouver.Sources say he was seen often in Vancouver boozing it up and flirting with women.

Lauer reportedly also stayed behind in Canada at the end of the Olympics even though the rest of the crew had returned to New York.Lauer confronted her husband on his return to New York asking him about two female broadcasters he had reportedly been seen with a lot.Lauer denied the accusations, but moved out a few days later.This isn't the first time Lauer has been accused of cheating.

Two years after their 1998 wedding, Rogue reportedly discovered Lauer had carried on a secret affair with a married woman just months before their wedding.She filed for divorce in 2006 but later reconciled.According to the show insider, "Matt is trying to keep this [split] on the down low."

In addition, sources said that Lauer's NBC bosses are pressuring the presenter to maintain his image as a solid family man to appeal to his largely female audience.The source goes on to say, "Matt is still very involved in his children's lives. He goes to the family apartment after he finishes his Today duties to see the kids - and picks them up from school.The couple has three children together - Jack, 8, Romy, 6, and Thijs, 2.

Oooo since we're on personalities lets get a badgal in there too - Dime Wars is Reporting that the X-Mrs D-Wade is in Lock-Up - Yepper.. The Judge just wasn't hearing no excuses yesterday because she's been consistently blowing off her court appearances - and Cook County Judges don't like that ish.  when 5-0 spotted her it was a no get outta jail card for x-wifeywade.  She better be careful because word is, she's got some Splaining to do bout a slander and libel suit and some vd rumors.. Uh Huh. All of this drama after she drug Ms Gabby two shoes into her drama. this is messed up from the ground up.  Somefolks just don't know when to leave well enough alone and collect (side-eye) on their investment. You pushed out two dwade babies missy, shut up and go shoppin

Dwayne Wade's Ex-Wife SiohVaughn Taken Into Custody By Police

NBA star, Dwayne Wade and his former wife Siohvaughn Wade are locked in a divorce and custody battle that is not looking good for the latter. Siohvaughn Wade has been persecuted in the media for being erratic and lashing out against Dwayne Wade, including dragging his girlfriend, Gabrielle Union into court for alienation of affection. Now, after missing a court date, yesterday, a warrant was put out for her arrest and just recently, the warrant was executed. Here's what the official news said about her and her excuse for not showing up to court:
An arrest warrant had been issued for Siohvaughn Wade by the judge in the divorce case on Monday. Cook County deputies took her into custody at the Daley Center shortly after 11 a.m. after she arrived with her attorney, officials say.
Cook County Circuit Judge Marya Nega ordered that Wade post $10,000 bail.

Wade "arrived at the Daley Center, with her attorney, around 11:15 a.m.," Cook County sheriff spokesman Steve Patterson said. "She also arrived with the required $10,000 bond for her to be released."

Nega issued the warrant Monday, saying she was tired of what she called a pattern of behavior by Siohvaughn Wade throughout her contentious divorce from the basketball player and Chicago native.
"When things don't go according to Mrs. Wade's way all of a sudden the phone's turned off," said Nega, clearly exasperated when Siohvaughn Wade's attorney explained she had not been able to reach her client.
Dwayne Wade's attorney had planned to ask during the Monday hearing that his client be given physical custody of the couple's two boys, ages 8 and 2.

The judge said Siohvaughn Wade had refused to comply with other orders. For example, Nega said, Siohvaughn Wade has not followed an order to make sure the couple's two children talk to their father every day. Nega also noted the children were not at their Chicago school last week to be picked up by Dwyane Wade's sister as the judge had ordered.

The judge said her main concern was what the couple's ongoing divorce was doing to the children and suggested she may order custody be given to Dwyane Wade.

"Maybe it's time for the kids to go live with Dad for a month or two," the judge said.

Siohvaughn Wade's attorney, Marsha Fisher, tried to take some blame for her client's failure to appear Monday. Fisher said Wade had learned Fisher had been in a car accident and apparently thought she did not have to show up in court.

"The fact that you had a car accident does not excuse Mrs. Wade not being here," the judge said.

Then we can move onto another Crazyman - Terrell Owens.  Yes thats TO at the top of the post in his recent catwalk in New York to show off his Abs of Steel.  Apparently since he's been on DWTS he has a whole new spate of confidence - and he's made a bold pronouncement. 

He has decided that He Is The Man for Halle Berry. WOW,,  TMZ was able to capture the moment for us on film in vibrant foolwang.  after you watch that I'm sure you are going to be all through for the day.

in case you missed it TO ran his mouth rather foolishly earlier this year on Twitter- and not just about football games.. so we know this is one Greasyyyyyy.. well you fill in the blank

Terrell Owens Accused of Bentley Fraud

Have Mercy it's Foolish Friday - now is this enough ass for ya ?

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