Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuckery. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

Wait - just a moment, hold the phone, it's Friday and Rebekah's decided where she's gonna sit

What is Rebekah Brooks talking about now ?



oooo right.. It's Friday



You know they locked her ass up to keep her out of ruperts' clutches.



But it almost makes us wonder if maybe they were putting her on ice, until they snatch his ass up. somehow we doubt it will happen; but it would be justified with all this spying and hackin going on. who gets away with that.. 

oooooh rightttt, back to the story. - this is from youtubetrends and mashable tonite,

With Rebekah Brooks and Rebecca Black both in the news earlier this week, someone had to figure out a way to mash up the two.
Now, somebody has. A heavily auto-tuned singer performs the new lyrics, which are adapted to the former News of the World editor’s role in the News Corp. phone hacking scandal. “Friday, Friday, gotta resign on Friday” is one refrain, and other lines include “James is in the front seat” and “Rupert’s in the back seat.” Hang in there as well for Rupe’s rap, which comes about two minutes in.
For those looking for another musical treatment of the scandal, there’s also “Hacking on the Telephone,” which is sung to the tune of Blondie’s “Hanging on the Telephone.”
[via YouTube Trends]



Can you believe that the songwriters are on this so fast ? wow -



Wait - just a moment, hold the damn phone. who else but Pimpin Ass Pastor David Manning is all up in this ish.. Please tell us, what pray tell do you know Pastor Manning ?

A Prince You Say...
ahhhh maybe he does know something. hmmmm



Have you wondered lately if your cellphones being bugged ? well we've actually found something you might like on that too.  this is just a short piece on the signs and symptoms of a dirty device.  you can decide for yourself what to do with it; after you make your diagnosis. uh yeah.




Remember you can take steps to protect yourself, just do it quickly. Don't Be a Rebekah, always have a plan b.



We just wonder if they gave her the news by phone..
That Is All - Transmission is now complete,

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Please Ladies, Just Say NO Hot Fuk Fi Me Thank You


Ladies since it's spring break season and people are going on holiday to the Caribbean we want to put up our annual warning of what's "Not A Good Look".

We wonder if this girl realizes she's on youtube like this ?



It seems that if you really want true dancehall fuckery you have to go to yard. Mostly because all the top dancehall dj's are loosing their visas, for bad behaviour. Mr Lexx was just added to the list of those who won't be bringin a money from abroad this year.

The list of Jamaican entertainers being denies United States visas continues to grow as it’s being reported that Dancehall star, Mr. Lexx had his visa revoked.


The Jamaica STAR is reporting that Mr. Lexx (real name, Christopher Palmer) was at the Norman Manley airport expecting to leave for a show booked for him in the U.S. However, Lexx was turned back by officials; telling him that his visa was revoked.

When contacted regarding the matter, Mr. Lexx stayed silent stating "No comment. At least not now. Mi nuh wish fi comment pon it right now.” Mr. Lexx joins the likes of Bounty Killer, Mavado, Beenie Man, Ricky Trooper and Aidonia; fellow Jamaican entertainers who also had their visas revoked within the last year.

Please Ladies, Just Say NO Hot Fuk Fi Me Thank You


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

MAD Wifey Says Wednesday - déplacez la chienne, sortez la manière


déplacez la chienne, sortez la manière

which translates to - Move Bitch - Get Out The Way

- Simone Gbagbo

Says former first lady of Ivory Coast on her husbands' reluctance to move on from his loss as President of Ivory Coast. we saw it in a dream this morning.. hence the name MAD Wife Says Wednesday

yeah it's another one of our twisted fantasy reposts; butterahhh we're sure she would say it if given a chance.

No she didn't actually say it but we can imagine from the look on her face, she's thinking it. that's all we have to say about the shituation with gbagbo.

Here's His GTFO Soundtrack - courtesy of Ludacris'

Yeah, Bitch Move - Get Out The way
I won the election and I am not negotiating my departure” - says Ivory Coast’s strongman leader Laurent Gbagbo.

Gbagbo has holed up in a bunker defiantly maintaining he won the election four months ago even as troops backing the internationally recognised winner encircled the presidential residence. (Read More)
Okay so he says hes' not bout it bout it; and we all bout it bout it. So that settles it. I'm asking that he gets a wake up tweet from our super defensive twitter friends @DrunkenPredator.and his lil buddy @PartyReaper  oh hell to the yeahhh, we've already made friends with all the bad missiles and planes we could find on twitter.  don't make us prove it gbagbo.

You Betta get ta steppin Shante'