Showing posts with label entrecarders. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entrecarders. Show all posts

Friday, January 1, 2010

FAF: Reciprocity - that's the tone for the 2010


My Prayer This Year is for Reciprocity Across the Board - NO MORE FRIENEMIES

we want to start the year out right; so were starting it on Fake Ass Friday.

We've spent so much time doing for others; that  there are times when we wonder when someone will do something for us. that is why this year we will have Reciprocity Across The Board. some of our visitors may wonder what this means, and quite frankly if you don't understand; honestly we're not suprised. so much has happened and so many stood back and looked as though there was nothing they could DO or SAY.
If we gave you love and you didn't return it -  That Ended 12/31/2009 - Starting Today, Reciprocity Across the Board is how it's working here. sadly  too many adults don't seem to understand common respect. if that's the issue, expect we won't be far from your lead. people need to understand that WORDS ARE THINGS AND THEY MATTER.





We've endured enough FAKE ASS Frienemies; Little Minded Gamers; Generalized Manipulators; Cheap Ass F/Tools; Broke Ass Users and LIARS; so many that infact We've decided it's ENOUGH.  No we're not gonna call names because YOU ALL Know Who You Are. Speaking plainly, Everyone Else Does Too - so this year I'm Setting an early Tone for ALL Of YOU,
2010 NO MORE FRIENEMIES

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

How To Be a Real Smart Carder - Clean Up and Use That "Friends Feed"


Lets Finally Get Over the Temptation.. and Become SmartCarders


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today we offer our weekly PSA in a post to help you get more use out of your Entrecard.

This is our All Powerful Friends Feed. you get in in the Newsfeeds Tab on your dashboard.

http://entrecard.com/feeds/news/TG2KYY929M/rss2.0


Going Here Means basically You take your time and look at the posts.
no toolbar and no bs - just the posts that have been Recently Updated, VOILA ! 


We read on a certain blog recently in the comments that if we
didn't bitch we'd have nothing to say. wow - powerful words indeed.

But we're not Thirsty, or Hongry. we're phat enough that we
don't need to go Buyin Hits and PR; Begging for comments 
or drops; let alone Donations.   so what we planned for our response
post is this - A PSA On Being a SmartCarder

Lets Learn How To Use Entrecard Like SmartCarders.
Uh Huh - that's not bitching or complaining - or pointing
the finger at anyone else, as we've been accused of doing.

First off the reason you want to consider this approach is
"Entrecard is supposed to be a Bloggers Social Network" - Not A Job.

Uh Huh - sorry we can't help but toss stones at them thirsty teams out there; who boast such high drop figures daily, but rarely make a Real substantive post. Sorry but IN My Opinion - posting pics of your kid,
your house and your car are not only dangerous, but outright asking for trouble. 

Recently those of us who read, saw the headlines about the break-ins that happened because folks twitted about being away from home. Please, think about your personal security and the crime rate; if not how many fools are out there waiting to kidnap your adorable blogging star subject. common sense ain't common, mom always said. today we are seconding that as fact.

Sorry - but there should be a link that connects when a blog appears in front of you - if you see politics, or
adult subject matter, that's not your thing ? why not move on -

We Are Here for The Reality of Politics and Entertainment. 

many of these blogs are serial droppers (clickfiends).
We've learned from watching them come up in our Inbox Day
After Day. We've stopped JUST dropping back on them;
but they still continue to drop on us for some reason...

Here's An Open Question to the Click Fiends -  
(you know who you are)

Why is One EC So Important when there is obviously nothing of interest to you here ? my bouncerate is the real issue to me, but not to you. hmph...  

please read this clickfiends, and those who want to make
themselves contributors to our daily gift ec pot -
"We see it as a gift, And We Say A "Hearty Thanks" for supporting our entrecard advertising fundage.


fyi - you too may have an EC Gift Pot - it works like this, if you get drops that you do not return, they are still counted remember. the dropper gets a point and the droppee gets a point. Niiiiccceee..

Ahhhhh That Dirty Inbox and Temptress Toolbar..

yeah. those are the two real culprits. If you want to have a better focus on
who you really visit on Entrecard, take a trip to your own profile.

Being Good Carders - We went to the Entrecard book last nite to see if there was a page on it; Only to be shown NO Entrebook ANYLONGER.   uhhhh yeah..click and see for yourself.


So we decided that the easiest route is to go to Your Blogs Profile Page. Just click on the Entrecard E on your widget on your page. 

It will Instantly Transport You to Your Profile page.

on that page is the most important tool you have access to - 
Your Favorites.

Your Favorites are hand selected by you; as you are dropping.
First thing you should do is to take a look at how many Favorites
you have saved over your months on Entrecard. count them.

Early this morning I went through mine, and was totally amazed at the blogs
that I like and favorited. some of them, I've visited once or twice - and I've
never seen them again. could there be some housekeeping needed ? oh yes indeed..

First I clicked the link at the end of my favorites column 

I was magically transported to the page which shows my Favorite Carders.
a huge list of approximately 400 cards opened. yes 400 - far too many to viist regularly.

upon closer inspection, I found that many of them were removed from entrecard
or even dead. I also noticed many marked clearly no widget; or ads disabled.
Our sister blog Recycled Frockery disabled ads for a few months during our redesign

deliberations; only to finally return and take ads again a few weeks ago.

the blogs which I wanted to take a peek at that - were mostly blogs that
I hadn't seen in a long time.  I clicked on the cards and loaded them in multiple tabs; exactly as the tool bar would. -
This is done by using the control key while I clicked the card.

As they loaded I got to see their profiles and to see our relationship played out..

many had no feed - so hence no blog

If i liked it, I clicked the url to visit to verify if the blog
was a keeper or a tosser. when the blog loaded I could
almost make an immediate decision. many were dead,
moved or just so old that there was no point in keeping
them on my favs any longer. I clicked that remove from favs
link on their profile page, instantly removing the card and the
feed from my friends list - poof. easy instant housekeeping.

How Did It Feel - Ooooohhhhhh let me tell you..

many of the blogs I visited this morning actually were just no widget,
but still great blogs. some of them like Junk Drawer were still listed - even without a widget. I let them stay because they are locked into that feed;
and I can still read them, regardless of if they are Active in Entrecard
or Have A Widget - get it now ?

the blogs who have no widget, may have left entrecard,
but their feeds are still available to me on my friends feed.
that makes it oh so great.

so I did the housekeeping judiciously - removing dead blogs,
and others that I know I have no real interest in. somehow I
felt bad removing some which still drop on me; even though I rarely drop back.

that's the beauty of this housekeeping. you make the choices based on what you want.

Keep that friends feed clean. use it to drop from, instead of that volitile clickfarm called the Inbox.

we're stepping back into our respectable position of avoiding the Inbox Totally.
we're going to keep our friends feed as our primary point of drop origin;
knowing that we're keeping it clean and useful. that's what we need entrecard
to do for us. keep it clean and useful.

this is our PSA for the Week of August 5-12th, 2009.


Please feel free to post comments, and to discuss the methods I've outlined
to help keep dropping interesting; and be a smart carder.
this post was inspired by a question asked by My Friend Cher on AskCherlock.


Hope You All Put This To Good Use and Start Enjoying Being a Smart(entre)Carder Again,


Cheers,

Friday, July 31, 2009

It's Foolywang Friday - Do You Know what HOE Means ?


Oh Wait, Oh Hellll-ooo She Didn't. My head is spinnin around backward and my ears are spewing smoke.
in case you don't know the acronym HOE stands for High On the Exchange - get it ? maybe we dropped "too many cards" our first week in power Mistress Cindy ?

this is what we get after waiting to see what their plan is ?

they want More Pimpage From US ?

10000 Entrecard Credits - USD$56.00 (get another 5,000 credits bonus!)

25000 Entrecard Credits - USD$125.00 (get another 12,000 credits bonus!)

This offer is only valid until August 1st at midnight, CST. Order at buy_credits
OHHHHH HELLLLLL NAWMs. Cindy - You Ain't My Friend; and I doubt after an announcement like this you are gonna be anybody's friend. you come in all nice and take the pulse of the community. then you return bearing fish thinking the masses are starving. Now You Wrong - Straight Wrong.
Okay so let me get this right - Andy tells her, no salary if there are no sales; so she creates her own new inter entrecard economy and starts selling credits on a short sale - two days. if that ain't looking more and more shady all day then somebody tell ms scarlet to put them curtains back up on the windows of this dilapidated old mansion.
"everybody in Entrecard has credits banked; and if we were to all use em at once they would fold like the dashboard.." shmd

somebody go get ms kizzy cause it's obvious ms cindy don't know nothin bout birthin no babies.. Lawd Have Mercy Sweet Minty Jesus. (in case you missed it - thats our second reference to Gone with The Wind in as many posts, unfortunantly)


aside from that mess - we have a template issue which prevents us from commenting on our own blog right now. we'll be working it out this weekend - so you know we appreciate your holla back, cause we do ! now back to entrecard and pimpin ass cindy..

Cindy Girllll, you betta be talking bout fixin that busted ass server you trying to pimp out. Well Now We Know What we were waiting on - Nothin New. Just More Pimpage With Maximum "Grethoric".

Thanks Mistress Cindy, we can all resume life as we know it -




*----- the latest blog received from entrecard 07/30/09 ----*

New ways to earn and spend Entrecard credits!

Hi Entrecard Members!

We are excited to announce several new updates to Entrecard! Many of you have been looking for ways to spend your credits and to network with your fellow Entrecard bloggers. Search no more! We would like to introduce our new "Marketplace" in the community forum. Here you can earn and spend credits by posting contests or promotions and selling banner or text ads on your blog to other EC members. To allow you to exchange more credits to other members, we have increased the amount of credits you can transfer between users from 1,000 credits to 25,000 credits! This is our first step in facilitating a more open marketplace. Visit the Marketplace at forums.entrecard.com and make a posting today!

Short on EC credits?

We are currently running a special deal on Entrecard credits if you would like more credits to advertise on blogs and to participate in the Marketplace. If you spend $56.00 on EC credits, we'll throw in another 5,000 credits. And if you spend $125.00 on EC credits, we'll give you another 12,000 credits completely free! This offer is only valid until August 1st at midnight, CST. Order at buy_credits

So to recap:

10000 Entrecard Credits - USD$56.00 (get another 5,000 credits bonus!)

25000 Entrecard Credits - USD$125.00 (get another 12,000 credits bonus!)

Available now only until August 1st! Get your Entrecard credits today!
ORDER HERE: buy_credits

Cindy Ung
Director of Business Development

Friday, July 17, 2009

Well Howdy Doody - Did Graham Pawn Entrecard.. ?

Entrecard is now under the control of a company called Zip Runner inc. we toodled around on the net until we were finaly able to locate some info on this company no body knows anything about - Zip Runner inc; from of all places "The Turnip Of Power"..
"So either Graham sold EC to the original investor, or he simply lost control of the company because he couldn’t sell EC for enough to repay the 112k.." T.O.P.  07/16/09
Yupper -- Check it out

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Posted on July 16th, 2009 by Turnip in Social Networking

two asshats

It was with mixed emotions that I woke up today to learn that Entrecard was sold. Sometimes a leader is SO bad you begin to enjoy their nonsense. Graham Langdon was Kim Jung Il with an asshat, running his online version of North Korea into the ground. The following is the main announcement from the Entrecard blog.
“It is with great excitement that I announce Entrecard.com, Inc. has

been Acquired by ZipRunner Inc.

ZipRunner has the resources, vision, and dedication to Entrecard that

will allow it to grow in pursuit of the vision I laid out nearly two

years ago.

Moving forward, my relationship to Entrecard will be that of an

advisor, and I will help the good folks at ZipRunner take the whole

project to the next level.”
Great, so the grand leader is “staying on as an advisor”. If I could have given Ziprunner one bit of advice, it would have been to lose the cancer known as Graham. Other than alienating people left and right, what expertise does Graham possibly bring to the table? “Dude, if you ever find yourself late at night in a drunken threesome with enraged sealions, take my advice, drop the acai bowl, but hold onto the cell phone! Believe me, I’ve been there”. If you want , NAY, crave additional Graham mockery, then head on over to yet another soon to fail blog started by Graham: http://ontrapranore.com/.

Now, what does this mean for the bloggers who still use Entrecard? Well, Ziprunner certainly didn’t buy it to cavort around techcrunch parties as “Mr. Web Asshat 2.0″ bogarting every joint he can get his hands on. They bought it to turn a profit. Bottom line is they bought a list of bloggers. Names, emails, home addresses, social security numbers, and all.

Who is Ziprunner?
Corporation
ZIPRUNNER, INC.
Number: C2322843 Date Filed: 12/12/2000 Status: active
Jurisdiction: California
Address
2168 S ATLANTIC BLVD #232
MONTEREY PARK, CA 91754
Agent for Service of Process
ANDREW H TE
2168 S ATLANTIC BLVD #232
MONTEREY PARK, CA 91754
2168 S ATLANTIC BLVD #232 Belongs to Powweb. Hmm, now the great turnip wheels begin to spin. Remember Entrecard’s original investor, Andrew Te? Entrecard has already received a $112,000 investment from them.

So either Graham sold EC to the original investor, or he simply lost control of the company because he couldn’t sell EC for enough to repay the 112k.

I guess the way Graham said it sounds so much better than “I f cked up and the investor took Entrecard because I didn’t meet my obligations”. Some sort of deal probably was struck as part of the original venture capital agreement, hence the “staying on as advisor” nonsense. Buy-out or not.