Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ladies It's Fashion Advice from Dave Chappelle



Ladies if you are confused about todays BodyCon Looks Watch this Fashion Advice from Dave Chappelle. We Think He's got it all on point.  and for the record, No That's NOT Whatz UP with us.




Okayyy ladies, remember who's uniform you're wearing when you getting dressed now.



Uhh Ruhhh You Too Men.




Just making sure we didn't leave anyone out. (wink*wink)

a special thanks to Durdy Mo from YouKnowYouDeadAzzWrong.com for your hillarious photographs. truly none of this would exist if Mo didn't find it. (smdh)

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Bonified Bomb-bay for Thursday - you betta download it quick

Dam-Funk - Truth (Mixtape for Oki-Ni)

We absolutely DEMAND that You Download and Move Ya Bones to This Funky New CD From our friends Oki-Ni of Damn-Funk; Stonesthrow Records Bombbay for Thursday.  This is BONIFIED. Put it on a CD and Rock it in ya ride. drop it onto your ipod and forget shuffle cause it's queued up and ready to rock ya body.  Don't Say We Ain't Tell Ya Before it Bus out the Charts

Dam-Funk - Truth (Mixtape for Oki-Ni)


oki-ni presents TRUTH by DaM-FunK by oki-ni


  • April 25, 2011

"Truth" by Dam-Funk for Oki-ni. Many more mixes over on their website Oki-ni

As Dam-Funk explains it, “All songs were taken from the original wax pressings. This mix is what I simply listen 2 on any given day, while living life. It's a pleasure to share these tracks with my new oki-ni friends. I own all of these records. No mp3s or computer files were used for this mix. No fake shit or fads; just the truth.”

TRACKLIST
Larry Bright - Sunbeams
Fashion - Love Shadow
Onra - Moving
Norma Jean - High Society
Charles Earland - Tell Me What It Is
Paradise - Stop And Think
Glenn Jones - Everybody Loves A Winner
Oliver Cheatham - Something About You
Bryan Loren - For Tonight
Mazarati - She's Just That Kind Of Lady
Tangent - I Just Got To Be Free
Jimmy G. - Get It On
Prince & The Revolution - Girl
Baby Buddha - My Generation
Prefab Sprout - Silhouettes
Prefab Sprout - Spinning Belinda
B.F.C. - The Climax
Jeff The Brotherhood - Beastmaster 420

stonesthrow.com/damfunk
Now Don't That Feel Nice....

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Remembering Lisa Lopes - Crazy Sexy Cool


Do You Remember Lisa Lopes ? Yes Left Eye from TLC. 

She lost her life 9 years ago on April 25th, 2002. Lisa was such a talented young singer, with such a bright future ahead of her. She'd previously had run ins with the law for passionate crimes. But when she returned her focus to her music; she proved that she was one very bright young star.  Who could forget her safe sex message from Crazy Sexy Cool.  she was very cool.


Today we remember Left Eye and her sweet and sassy style. Sing Along because we all know the words and we'll never forget them..





This is a post from our tumblr buddy fuckyeahtlc.  you can click the link at the bottom to see more on Lisa Lopes and TLC at her tumblr.  I highly suggest it if you are a TLC Stan.




Nine years ago today (April 25), hip-hop and R&B lost a great soul too soon. Rapper, singer, dancer and songwriter, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes lost her life in a fatal car accident in Roma, Honduras at the age of 30.

Lopes was was working on a documentary of her “spiritual journey” and headed to herbal healing village, The Usha Herbal Resource Institute, when she lost control of her rented Mitsubishi, veered off the road and turned over several times. Lopes died on the scene.

Lopes is best known as being the outspoken, feisty rapper in R&B group TLC. (The “crazy” one from the “crazy, sexy, cool” trio.)  The multi-platinum group was behind such Hot 100 No. 1 hits as “No Scrubs,” “Waterfalls” and “Unpretty.” The act’s 1999 album “FanMail” debuted on top of the Billboard 200 and Billboard’s Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums chart. TLC sold 15.6 million albums in the U.S. and is the second-biggest selling female R&B group of the past 20 years, according to Nielsen SoundScan. There’s no doubt that TLC revamped the girl group in the ’90s and paved way for other acts like Destiny’s Child.




Monday, April 25, 2011

Antoine why you ain't hidin homeboy ?

Antoine Dodson Arrested for Marijuana Possession
Antoine Dodson, the Internet sensation who rose to fame when his "Hide ya kids, hide ya wife" YouTube video went viral, was arrested today for marijuana possession in Huntsville, Alabama. He was booked on a misdemeanor charge and released a shortly after. According to TMZ, Dodson was hit with other misdemeanor charges including two for failure to appear in court on a traffic charges, one for failing to have insurance and one for speeding.  -  Photo Courtesy Huntsville Police Department



All we want to know is Why Antoine Why ? 

you had to have money for insurance if you are filming a reality show. they pay you for that. not to mention the money you made to move your family out of the place where they were raping errybody up in there. you know that if you are out there they gone find you, and you can run and tel DAT homeboy. okay okay enough massacring his lyrics. this is the story from ABC News.

Antoine Dodson Busted for Pot Possession

Internet sensation Antoine Dodson has been arrested in Alabama Saturday on charges of marijuana possession and four other misdemeanor offences.
Dodson, 24, was pulled over early Saturday morning in Huntsville, Ala., on speeding charges and was booked at approximately 2:30 a.m. He was charged with misdemeanor possession as well as speeding and failure to appear in court on previous warrants, according to The Huntsville Times.
Dodson was released on bond Sunday, but still faces a year in jail on the charges, the Madison County Sheriff's Department said.
A message on Dodson's Twitter account about 11:30 a.m. read: "Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge. LmaORoTfF!!!!!"
 Dodson rose to fame after a local news report featuring his rant directed towards the man who broke into his sister Kelly Dodson's bedroom - with the now-famous phrase "Hide ya wives, hide ya kids!" -- went viral on the Internet.

 The video was discovered and incorporated into a clip by New York songwriters The Gregory Brothers, who run a YouTube channel called "Auto Tune the News," which humorously incorporates news video clips set to music using auto-tune software.
The Gregory Brothers morphed the footage of Dodson into a clip called "Bed Intruder Song," which quickly went on to reach almost 80 million views on YouTube and hit number 89 on Billboard's Hot 100 list. They told Australian website Barry.com that the song had sold over 100,000 times on iTunes by September 2010. The clip was also bestowed with the "Meme of the Year" award at the 2010 Urlie Awards.
MSN announced in January that Dodson was filming a pilot episode for a reality show that will focus on his family moving out of their rough neighborhood of Huntsville to Los Angeles.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Happy Easter Congress and Senate - Your Cross Has Arrived



Hopefully Congress will take a look at this installation and realize that they have the perfect space for one to suddenly pop into. yeah Fiona Show em what you working with my girl..

and yes we're still twitter buddies with the Drunken Predator Drone, just in case you were wondering. and yes Congress you paid for it and it knows you address..


Happy Easter Congress, now climb your asses up on that cross,

Friday, April 22, 2011

Nuke Shuts itself down in Georgia


Can You Say WTF Georgia ? Vogtel which is shown above, abruptly shut itself down.





Now if that's not a sign on Earthday I Haven't Seen One.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Lets Light it Up for 420 Girls




Be Sure You Puff Puff and Pass This Shiddd on to a friend,


Friday, April 15, 2011

PLEASE BOYCOTT GAS ON FRIDAY APRIL 15TH 2011

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Don't pump gas on April 15, 2011!

KEEP SENDING THIS

I'll do it! If running low, just get your gas the day before on April 14 or the day after on April 16. Every little bit helps.

In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.

On April 15th 2011, all Internet users must not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $1.20 a liter in most places. ($3.80 per gallon).

If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies' pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on April 15th and let's try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.

If you agree (which I can't see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, "Don't pump gas on April 15th"

Thursday, April 14, 2011

AC keeps it 100 on Snooki

Anderson Cooper has made my day again. he is just so to the point. this time he's spillin it on Snooki. we agree 100% with ac because snooki shouldn't be paid to show up to throw up anywhere; as long as people are struggling to get jobs anywhere in america.



Yes AC you always keepin it 100


Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Gucci Mane Y U No Use Brain ?



Why would Gucci Mane do something so stupid ?
wellll I'm not talking about that tattoo this time. it's his general demeanor and way of doing stupid shit. who thinks they can rule the world - Gucci Mane !

Pull up in the drop top ferrari on bank head Colder than a polar bear sleepin in the freezer She wish she never met me wanna catch amnesia Gucci mane crazy I mite pull up on a zebra Land on top a eagle smoke a joint of reefa Standin on the sofa spillin liquor on the speaker Call the paralegal cuz this shit should be illegal.

this time gooch did the unthinkable - attempted murder. yeah, he actually tried to kill someone by playing in traffic. he thinks he can just force folks to do what he wants them to do. imagine that shiddd. this time he went a bit too far. he tried to force a woman to have sex with him and then when she refused, he attempted to push her out of his moving hummer. yeahhh. that's the real gooch. violent, stupid and still ugly.


This is the report on his latest episode. and wait, hold the phone, he thought he could Bond Out .... yes I know, yes yes yes,, that gooch. always such a fuckin joke.



According to a police report obtained by local NBC news affiliate in Atlanta, WXIA TV, a 36-year-old hair dresser, who has yet to be identified, claims to have met the Brick Squad leader on January 28 at South DeKalb Mall. She claims Gucci picked her up in a white Hummer and asked if she wanted to go out to breakfast.

She says a little after getting into the vehicle, she realized he was not taking her to eat. “(The woman) asked what was he doing and where were they going,” the report states. “Gucci Mane stated that he wanted to go to the hotel and that he would give her $150 dollars. (The woman) refused and stated just take me back to the mall, I can make my own money.”

At that point, the supposed victim said Gucci opened the passenger side door, while still driving his car, and “shoved [her] several times in the side and shoulder area attempting to get her out of his vehicle.”

After allegedly getting pushed out of the car, the woman was taken to the Atlanta Medical Center where she complained of soreness and pain. She then applied for a warrant and appeared in court on April 1 to file a formal complaint, which resulted in Gucci’s arrest on misdemeanor battery charges.

As previously reported, Gooch was brought into custody following a visit to his probation officer one week later. He is currently being held on a $5,000 bond in DeKalb County Jail.

A spokesperson for the DeKalb County sheriff, Sgt Adrion Bell, told XXLMag.com the reason Gucci has yet to be released on the minimal bond stems from probation violation charges in a Fulton County, stemming from the terms of a 2005 aggravated assault conviction.

“Anytime you have a probation violation it’s not as simple as just bonding out,” he explained to XXL. “[Officers] from the other county have not come and gotten him. So he cannot bond out from a probation violation that’s wanted in another county here. He has to go there and answer those charges.”

“Typically once [a suspect has] answered his charges here, typically [officers from other counties] will come and get him,” he added. “But that’s totally up to them as to when they do. And it would be totally up to the judge in that probation hearing to decide whether or not they are going to let him out on that probation bond, it could be that they revoke the probation, [but] they might just say, ‘OK you have to serve X amount of time doing this,’ so it’s a totally separate charge and totally separate hearing.”

As of press time, Gucci Mane’s lawyer has not returned phone calls for comment. —Jesse Gissen

Friday, April 8, 2011

Ladies Lets Shake Off Those Frowns with a lil Tilly Beng Beng !



it's Spring and Carnival Season is in fullswing throughout the world. it's wrapping up in cropover festivals in the southern caribbean and windward islands. Jamaica still has one road march left for cropover; and by all reports its' going to be monsterous. 

We love this time of year because you get out and see people at dances; and new dances start for the year. 

Meet Tilly Beng - a Jamaican Singjay who has a very original style and works over hot ass loops. if you say you like dancehall, then check out A REAL DancehallMan a Wuk. the only thing Tillly is missing now is an Amber Rose Look A Like. That would blow him up like a zepplin. 

Gone Girls - Wine Up U Waist Fi Tilly BENG !




Jump and shout and wine up u waistline...


BENG BENG - TILLY BENG by TILLY BENG


Whats' really unique about Tilly is that he's strictly stuck to his dancehall vibes since he began as a dj. This btw is his personal bio from his Myspace page :
TILLYBENG AKA MAJOR LEE BORN AS DEVON JOHNSON IN KINGSTON JAMAICA. ARRIVE ON THE MUSIC SCENE IN 1992 WITH SONG CALLED MISS GWAANIE GWAANIE IT DID WELL WITH A LOT OF AIRPLAY AND OPEN THE DOOR FOR SONG LIKE : GIRL WANT KNOW; AND HOTCAR ...

THEN 1994 ARRIVE IN NEW YORK CITY AND DO "MOTHER" FEATURE ALPHONSO THOMPSON 1995 EYE OUTA SERVICE 1996 SAME OLD PUNK 1997 NEVER BOW 1998 CHALICE AFFI LIGHT AND ABOUT MILLION 1999 SECRET ADMIRER ALBUM WITH SIR GEORGE 2000 TIGHT feat ALLEYCAT AND BOOM DANDIMITE ALSO THE BIG TUNE SMILE feat ICE BURG 2001 WRONG TALK 2002 COUCH 2003 SURVIVOR FEATURE MERCILESS 2004 SOME MORE FEATURE ZIGGY RANKS 2005 LET ME FEATURE JIGSY KING AND FUTURE TROUBLES 2006 BENG BENG ,SHE SO HOT,BUBBLE EYE, TILLYBENGBENG & WEED SHORTAGE 2007RUN GO LOCKS,ALL NATION,DEAL WID IT feat SEAN CASH AND MIKE SHOREY.

TILLYBENG IS ALSO KNOWN FOR HIS FAMOUS VOICE & SLOGAN "TILLYBENGBENG"  MOST DJ & SOUND SYSTEM USE IT FOR MIXED CD MIXED TAPE & SAMPLER.

If you tune in to BadGalsRadio you will hear Tilly Beng; because we enjoy a lil BengBeng !

Respect Tilly - Mama ASID Seh Dat


Wednesday, April 6, 2011

MAD Wifey Says Wednesday - déplacez la chienne, sortez la manière


déplacez la chienne, sortez la manière

which translates to - Move Bitch - Get Out The Way

- Simone Gbagbo

Says former first lady of Ivory Coast on her husbands' reluctance to move on from his loss as President of Ivory Coast. we saw it in a dream this morning.. hence the name MAD Wife Says Wednesday

yeah it's another one of our twisted fantasy reposts; butterahhh we're sure she would say it if given a chance.

No she didn't actually say it but we can imagine from the look on her face, she's thinking it. that's all we have to say about the shituation with gbagbo.

Here's His GTFO Soundtrack - courtesy of Ludacris'

Yeah, Bitch Move - Get Out The way
I won the election and I am not negotiating my departure” - says Ivory Coast’s strongman leader Laurent Gbagbo.

Gbagbo has holed up in a bunker defiantly maintaining he won the election four months ago even as troops backing the internationally recognised winner encircled the presidential residence. (Read More)
Okay so he says hes' not bout it bout it; and we all bout it bout it. So that settles it. I'm asking that he gets a wake up tweet from our super defensive twitter friends @DrunkenPredator.and his lil buddy @PartyReaper  oh hell to the yeahhh, we've already made friends with all the bad missiles and planes we could find on twitter.  don't make us prove it gbagbo.

You Betta get ta steppin Shante'

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Blog for the budget and help save literacy


blog4nwp is all about writing..

We All Have a Part to Play and it includes finding a moment to use this hashtag #blog4nwp for the future of writing; in the US Budget.

How can we help Congress and the Department of Education come to understand what we will lose if they cut the National Writing Project? Can social media help?

Hat’s off to Chad Sansing who works on school development and teaches humanities at the Community Public Charter School in Charlottesville, VA, for the original idea of #blog4nwp. Chad, who blogs in many places, began collecting and posting blogs in support of the NWP at Cooperative Catalyst, a group blog dedicated to the improvement of education. Chad’s idea was a weekend of blogging, which turned into several weeks of blogging with associated tweets collected through the hashtag #blog4nwp. The blogs have been collected at the Cooperative Catalyst archive.

We invite you to join the effort by blogging and tweeting with an associated hashtag: #blog4nwp. But what if you haven’t started a blog yet? Well, you can still participate by posting to THIS blog.

Just craft a post using any e-mail program and then send it to “post@blog4nwp.posterous.com”. Your email will magically turn into a blog post. Whatever you put in the subject line will become the title of your post and the body of the e-mail will become the body of the post. Be sure to sign your name!

adventuresinlearning:
Date: April 4, 2011

Summary: Teachers across the nation are blogging to support NWP in a campaign called “Blog for NWP.” The goal is to reach 1,000 blog posts by April 8, 2011—and get NWP written into the federal budget as a result.

Blog for NWP map
“Blog for NWP” spans the nation.

From Hawaii to Maine, fingers are banging away on keyboards as a grassroots blogging campaign to support NWP has gone viral.

The immediate goal: 1,000 blog posts by April 8, 2011.

The larger goal: to get NWP written into the federal budget so that it can continue its vital work.

In March President Barack Obama signed a bill eliminating direct federal funding for the National Writing Project, so NWP teachers are fighting to get its funding reinstated the best way they know how: with writing.

The campaign goes by the moniker “#blog4nwp” - the hashtag that allows relevant posts to be easily grouped on search results and Twitter.

Chad Sansing, a teacher-consultant with the Central Virginia Writing Project, started the effort. “The #blog4nwp effort is a testament to the lasting power of the NWP as professional development and as a professional community. We are all writers. Moreover, we are all leaders,” says Sansing. “Our #blog4nwp is proof positive that decentralized teacher leadership and expertise work to champion and, hopefully, preserve educational initiatives that foster authentic learning and real change in the lives of teachers and students alike.”

Because Sansing is archiving the posts, he wants people to email him or @ or DM him on Twitter if he misses any.

Spreading the Word to Influencers

Most important to Sansing, however, is that the posts are read by the people who have influence. To maximize your efforts, he recommends the following: