Yes it's really the Gadhafi Style Files, where we've reached back and given you a real view of the hottest man in the news.
Don't you just hate his hat game ? it's ridiculous. no we really mean, it's ridiculous. and his sunshades are mad fabulous. we believe that like Posh Spice he has the most wicked stylist team in the game. the suits, the hair, the facial bleaching. wow it even looks like he's hired Reggie Wells for one shot to get his contour on. No doubt he's got enough greasy ducats to hire Oprah, Gail and The Donald Trumps to do his promo if he really wanted to.
buttterahhhhhhh hold on just wait one micro mini minute here - didn't he just get taxed up the thong by Black Jesus of the Beltway ? ooooohhhhyeah, they put his reachable ducats on ice. so that means he's only rollin with the treasury of Libya in a big ass birken bag. wonder if the Amazing Amazons and Nurse Snow White will be on this tour ? or if he's doing the damn thang unplugged ?
who knows, with style like this - even Christian Gallaneos will be front row. but for us trendwatchers; we'd like a splitscreen from the hague finally.
Everyone knows the house of orange can afford it. we must see the Chuckles Taylor show, because who could miss a live poodle slaughter. grasp the pearls girls, Bravo may nut up and actually let our girls Nene Leaks and Sheree "who gon check me boo" Whitfield commentate the shows.
We can hardly wait. looks like style tevee is finally getting good again, Uhhhhhhhmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (to quote Phaedra Parks)
It Looks Like it's time for you to TALK SUPERMODEL !
The UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone issued a subpoena forcing her to appear and said law enforcement agencies should ensure she does so. On Thursday July 29th, 2010 she is scheduled to appear in the Hague to Give Testimony - hopefully Donatella Versace will have the room measured and the catwalk installed by then. On July 29th looks like it's gonna be Lights, Camera, Talk Supermodel.
all we can say is "Supermodel - Leave Ya Blackberry At Home in Moscow; Nobody wants to see ya Pictures; They Want To See Ya Rocks"
You've hit the big time anytime they demand you. Obviously it's your cachet and prominence that makes them want you allllll over the world. But this time My Girl, we have to say you've really Outdone Yourself, Reallly. No We Mean it - and apparently the bbc thinks so too.
We Remember Ya Hot Ass, dancin all nasty and grindin on Mike.. But This Time YOU Are Gonna Have to Come Outta That Closet Ms. Private Dancer. The World Is Waiting for This Catwalk.
We wonder what it is about you babygirl, that makes men want to give it to you ..
Ya Dangerous Girlll - butterah, it looks like it's time to bust that rock up outta ya closet. Hopefully they won't slam that door like Mike did at the end of ya video. Just Remember, No More Regifting from ya Swag pile next-time Ms. Cat Walker.
The UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone issued a subpoena forcing her to appear and said law enforcement agencies should ensure she did so.
Prosecutors say Ms Campbell was given a "blood diamond" by Mr Taylor in 1997 at Nelson Mandela's house in South Africa.
Mr Taylor is accused of using such diamonds to fuel a war in Sierra Leone.
Ms Campbell had previously refused to provide testimony in the case.
'Material assistance'
In a ruling published on Thursday, the judges of the Special Court, which sits in The Hague, ordered the registrar to serve Ms Campbell the subpoena and transmit copies to the authorities in the country where she was currently living.
The prosecution has shown that there is at least a good chance that the information to be provided by Ms Campbell would be of material assistance to its case
Special Court for Sierra Leone
On Wednesday, the court agreed to a prosecution request to call Ms Campbell, as well as the actress Mia Farrow and Ms Campbell's former agent, Carole White.
Ms White has said she heard Mr Taylor say he was going to give Ms Campbell some diamonds and was there when she received them.
Ms Farrow, who attended the dinner, has said Ms Campbell told her about the gift of the diamond the following morning. Ms Campbell said she had been visited by Mr Taylor's aides during the night, and that they had given her a "huge" uncut diamond, according to Ms Farrow.
Prosecutors had complained that they had tried unsuccessfully to contact Ms Campbell several times since June 2009, when they first heard of the gift. They cited public statements in which she said she "does not want to be involved".
CHARLES TAYLOR
1997: Elected Liberian president
2003: Arrest warrant issued, steps down, goes into exile in Nigeria
They said the model's testimony would support their contention that Mr Taylor lied when he testified that he never possessed rough diamonds.
Agreeing to the request on Wednesday, the court said: "The prosecution has shown that there is at least a good chance that the information to be provided by Ms Campbell would be of material assistance to its case."
Ms Farrow and Ms White were both willing to testify, prosecutors say.
Mr Taylor is accused of selling diamonds and buying weapons for Sierra Leone's Revolutionary United Front (RUF) rebels, who were notorious for hacking off the hands and legs of civilians during the brutal 1991-2001 civil war.
He pleaded not guilty to 11 counts of war crimes and crimes against humanity stemming from the war when his trial opened in June 2007.
He has also dismissed the claims he presented Ms Campbell with a "blood diamond" - the name given to diamonds mined in areas of conflict that are sold to fund warfare.
The court said the three women should appear as soon as possible, before the close of the defence's case, expected by September.
Honestly we hope that those folks in the Hague have a really good backstage crisis team because we hear that this catwalker freezes like an IPhone when she wants to. So if the perrier is not at the right temp, it may be a case of Strike a Pose and VOGUE, as you can see she even threw in a little nip-slip to keep it interesting. that tells us she's trying to make them want to pay her price. you know she's not doing this because she has to.. they're gonna have to give her some kinda guarantee.
Tyra Banks clarified for us that This is a franchise chica remember ?
Lets See what kinda work The House of Orange is designing for the show. From what chuckles is saying we get the hint that the theme's gotta be skrate dominatrix wear; if they want this catwalker; as it appears she's become totally a mime.
