Now Just Wait One Minute Here Mr President..

Under a World War II-era law, the US president appears to have authority to disconnect computer systems and servers from the internet in the event of a national emergency. But the next US Congress is poised to change that.

If You Evvvvvvaaa, (shaking head side to side with squinty eyes) Think you can just Shut Down the Internet - You betta call ya boy Reggielove to slap you upside your head' cause that day will bring mass chaos to your front door Mr. President.