Foolish Friday Duo with ABS and ASS

Lets Talk About Fools on Friday - 

Yes we are starting out with ABS since we know you Like Your Meat before your snacks, enjoy. trust us this lil hamhock shows up greasy later on so keep reading, but I suggest you get your glass of Koolaid now. you're gonna want it after reading this salty snack.

First Off the Wall - We have the original Humpty Dumpty Man - Matt Lauer - the NBC Today Show Host has split from his wifey of twelve years after being caught up..In Vancouver's Valentines day Atmosphere. 

Mrs. Dumpty says enough is enough and that's a wrap.  Looks like humpty has fallen again;  but this time he may not be getting up. the Lauers were previously separated in 2006 after a similar incident and reconciled. word is that may not be happening this time as Humpty has Busted off of the wall and is scrambling.

Friday Foolishness Lil Kim make up lesson - and body scan beatdown

Please Don't Scream Yet - you have to watch the video to figure out how to achieve This Look. Yes we have the make up video everyone is talking about (side-eye) featuring a Lil Kim Make Up Lesson. so ladies and gents if you are so inclined; go get your makeup bags and lets color it Kim.

Seriously Please Do NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, or anywhere else.

Seriously, Please she can not be serious when she says "Slightly Dramatic Really Pretty Natural Looking Make Up" is there no mirror that really works around her ?  the way she's painting on that white pencil looks more ICP than anything. yeahhhh you knew there was an ICP Connection. the only thing she's missing is the ICP Logo. her make up is scary, literally it's made me have to turn away several times before I could finish watching the video to describe my feelings to you.  rarely do I wear make up, but I can Assure you that NEVER in the History Of ME on This Planet have I ever tried this Slightly Dramatic Really Pretty Natural Looking Make Up Style.