Showing posts with label cheaters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheaters. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Foolish Friday Duo with ABS and ASS

Lets Talk About Fools on Friday - 
Yes we are starting out with ABS since we know you Like Your Meat before your snacks, enjoy. trust us this lil hamhock shows up greasy later on so keep reading, but I suggest you get your glass of Koolaid now. you're gonna want it after reading this salty snack.

First Off the Wall - We have the original Humpty Dumpty Man - Matt Lauer - the NBC Today Show Host has split from his wifey of twelve years after being caught up..In Vancouver's Valentines day Atmosphere. 

Mrs. Dumpty says enough is enough and that's a wrap.  Looks like humpty has fallen again;  but this time he may not be getting up. the Lauers were previously separated in 2006 after a similar incident and reconciled. word is that may not be happening this time as Humpty has Busted off of the wall and is scrambling.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

Tigers' A Bonified Player - But can he make it a One Hole Game ?




Back in the good old days of Tiger's Hey Day they produced a few videos on him, like
the Walk on Water Tiger. this is His So Called Jesus Shot. yeah right,,  he actually did this in one take. what makes this so ironic is the blasphmy that wrapped that nine iron around his career, literally. he should have known better than to think he could box with GOD.

Friday, December 4, 2009

FF: Hey Tiger, You Got Pre-NUP ?


"Can You Please Take Your Name Off Your Phone - My Wife went through my phone and She May Be Calling You.."



Since last weekend, legendary uberclean golf champ Tiger Woods has been the laughing stock of the cheaters club. he got stonecold busted by his wife Mrs Woods; who let him know flattoutttttt,
"Me come in here with somethin, And me nah leavin here with nothin, "

Damn Mrs Tiger Woods, do you have a lil Jamaican in ya yeans ?
Prostyle 9 Ironed the Man's Head; Him Escalade; and Now Him Pride. all we wan know is how she do it ?
For All of You who are unfamiliar with this product, it's called Pussy Whipped. his pussy whipped his ass for acting like an asshole.

Unnu see, we believe she has kept her seperate corner since last year when the rumors started flying around about Hoe One. Now we have Hoe~Hoe~Hooooooes. Awww Hell Naww Tiger; you gotta do betta than that playa ? we thought you had yo green jacket and were already in the Players Club. it's starting to look like Mrs. Woods put a stop to that membership. Kitties Beware, The Tiger is on a short leash right now.  Apparently he is praying his woman doesn't speak legalize and start hollin "Deee-Door is Open Fo Yo Ass"; cause we all know his business is out there like Jerry Springer.
Whooo HA !




 Personally speaking we wonder how someone who is supposed to be a role model can conduct himself in this manner and expect any type of respect afterward ? he had to know that his words were like gold. especially for the Golddiggers. Whoops ! 
Today is Fitness Friday and we want y'all to wine wit Tiger, cause we just wanna know like Kanye  -  Tiger, "You Got Pre-NUP baby ?"

yes that how Kanye asks the question in Golddigger - He Screams "We Want Pre-Nup, We Want Pre-Nup;" uhhhhhhhruhhhh, Tiger what say you baby ?









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