NSFW Friday: All Points Bulletin - Gaga Goes Soft Porn

Did you think that Gaga could push the envelope any further ?

It's Not Safe For Work Friday and This video is Not Safe for Kids or Work so use good judgement when watching please. You Should Be 18 or older to watch this video. rated r (n,s,v,k)

Tonight when speaking with a film producer colleague, he remarked that this latest Lady Gaga video - Telephone, is basically Soft Porn. Gosh ? Then I remembered that I'd yet to watch it for myself. So I went out and found it in the Internets. Ohhhhh My My..  That's honestly the first thing that I said when it came up on the screen. It opens with Gaga in jail.  We are mesmerized as the guards walk her to her cell, and then strip her - tossing her onto the bed and exiting the cell. one of the guards says - "See I told You She didn't have no dick" the other responds, "Too Bad".  Next You see Gaga Nude - climbing onto the bars of the cell,. it's filtered gauzy in a crotch obscured shot that leaves you wondering because you can't see either way. Let the mind games begin.

WOOOOOO Clutch The Pearls Babies

This video is a whole lotta things all wrapped up in one.  There's a planned mass murder; girl on girl prison yard sex; wild high fashion; high tech phones on hats; a police chase in a hot ass tricked out truck called "The Pussy Wagon"; and of course multiple lucrative fast product placements at various spots in the six minute thematic video. Wow, all of the classic elements of a good soft porn flick working together; he remarked. 

Theres' no doubt this will open doors for Gaga in film. Someone is going to watch that scene of her menage a tois on the prison yard, and have a light bulb moment. I just hope that she's really ready for the big time. Her fashion sense is getting wilder all the time. Notice that in the prison yard sequence the glasses are smoking. Yes the cigarettes on the glasses are apparently lit. Wow now that's a unique effect I don't think I've ever seen before.   The music itself doesn't start until the 2:55 mark when Gaga gets a call from Beyaki. She answers and starts singing into the phone on the wall. that's where the music and dancing begins.
 
Film uses all types of elements to pull a story together, and this one employs them all; with razor sharp precision. It's really more of a short film at nearly 9 plus minutes. Much in the vein of the Michael Jackson  theatrical videos like Ghost. It actually spends so much time on the film aspects,  that you forget about the dancing and singing for a moment.  That is a huge step forward for Gaga, since her vids have been previously Panned as mostly fluff; centered around her crazy fashions.

The strange on film relationship between Gaga and Beyaki has gained a whole new fan base, no doubt.  This is how artists cross over from market to market; and in the process make a  substantial amount of money doing it.  The amount of advertising in this video is record.  That alone will make it a record cash earner.  I think this is a hit for both Gaga and her advertisers. Innovation is a difficult road to travel for new concepts. Good Work Lady Gaga.

It Looks Like the Pussy Wagon will be rolling for a while,

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Poodle Hat.. yes you too can be a rapper today right here right now

Have Mercy - Let Me Take You There with The Staple Singers

There are times when I wished my spanglish was better; but this isn't one of them. yes my friends it's music monday and this week we've got a twist fo ya asses; plus we remind you of the Real Grammys. we commin skrate outta the kiddie rap bag today. it's not like we're endorsing this pint sized hot mess, but somebody needs to show y'all what not to let ya chilluns be doin on youtube.

MM: Padded up and Bouncin the Flo - It's Divadiculous

"I'm Like a Machine; I forget that other people have to eat and other people have to use the restroom.."

Beyaki Have You Lost your Mind ?

this video is all about the 13 things that they hate about Beyaki's live tour. the thing we hate about it is that She Is Wearing a Lacefront and Pattycakes. OOohhhhh Beyaki,,,when will you get real girlfriend ?

Then we have the gymnastics by Ms. Lopez at the AMA's.

watch carefully as she busts her behind at the 3:05 mark

she recovers and starts to sing "I'm Walking It Out Now.." yeah bish we know you are after a booty bump like that. she betta be glad she didn't have on them louboutins. you could tell by the look on her face and the dancers faces, that this was a SLIP. the look on Mark Anthonys' face is priceless at the end of the video; as he obviously knows she's busted her goods.

J-Lo next time, we advise you to GET LOW and Shake it like a Salt Shaker.

Today we flipped the script and gave it to you Padded up and Bouncin the Flo - Because these Women are Divadiculous. For those of you who don't know what Divadiculous is - it's the ability to see yourself as a Diva when others think you're Ridiculous. Yeah,

You Know it's Music Monday, but that doesn't mean you'll enjoy it, because Honestly We Didn't

Thirsty Thursday - Where is the Phone in this Video ?

Image by Daniel Semper via Flickr

Can someone tell me what does this video have to do with a Phone ?

in fact I watched the video twice and I've yet to see a videophone in the video. do you see a phone and what does this have to do with the phone ?

Somehow I think this has more to do with  A Blackberry;
and I'm not talking about the textin or pie baking kind either.
Have Mercy Beyaki, now you got Gaga sellin invisible stuff too.
strangely enough this video is not rated R; for anything.




I can imagine you need a drink after that.
I know I sure do,

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